After all that...

After all that guilt I inflicted upon myself, Jack said absolutely nothing about missing out on show and tell.

Glutton for punishment that I am, I had to mention it.

"Did we forget something today?" I asked him.
"What?" He said.
"Ummm... show and tell?"
"Yeah, you should have snuck in my room last night while I was sleeping to get it and put it in my backpack. I guess you couldn't see in the dark."
-?!?!?!?!?!?!?!-
"You'll just have to bring it next week," I said.
"Yep," he says.

Sheesh.